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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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What are you drawing?
A liger.
What's a liger?
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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Give me some of your tots!
No, go find your own.
Come on, give me some of your tots.
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
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What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
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Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
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It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
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I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
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How was school? The worst day of my life, what do you think?
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