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Category: Finals
Message: A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
Submitted By: shortofdestiny

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?
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2.9/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: <33MH<33
Im listening to music so im tuning you out!
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2.7/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: American Dancerx
Im listening to my MP3'S right now, So don't go messing up the song by typeing a d*** message!
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: CHSJock06
Im tuning in the radio to Tune you out!!! leave a message
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2.6/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Jennyfur18
If you haven't noticed I'm listening to something better than you...
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2.9/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Skittles007
Music...ain't it just great..:)
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3.0/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: katielax00
I'm bored so I'm BLASTIN my music and just chillin!
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2.8/5 (83 votes)

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I'm listening to music and I like listening to my music in ~*~PEACE~*~ so stop IM'ing me!
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2.7/5 (86 votes)

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LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA :)
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2.7/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: MyChickenStitch1
One way or another I gonna find ya...I'm gonna gitcha gitcha gitcha gitcha one way or another...
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2.8/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: ???
The music is pumping, my body is jumping, can't ya see I am loving the beat!
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: cjswim2win
LALALALA...Can't you see I'm singing here? Talk on your own time 8) ...LALALALA
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2.9/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876

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