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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Why are you on the computer on Turkey Day ...damn... you have no life! Go eat some Turkey and have fun with your family!
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Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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3.9/5 (440 votes)

Submitted by: Dreamgurl272
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
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3.8/5 (313 votes)

Submitted by: starsandskullspj
Watching a scary movie, come over if you want to hold me
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3.6/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: chiqflik89, motoxgirlie55
I'm watching a movie right now so go away before I start throwing popcorn at you.
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3.1/5 (241 votes)

Submitted by: vballchick1620
If you disturb me while I watch Pokemon: The Movie, I will promise you that pikachu will eat you. I'll be back watching a "Pokemon..." A.K.A. Porn.
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1.4/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
Hey %n
I'm busy right now Drowning Mona on the night of the living dead because she tried to take my men in black JERK.. See I have this thing for Mr. Deeds but he already knows there's something about Mary and he wont go out with me so I might as well be The wedding singer.:-( Maybe Dereck will save the last dance for me! Be back when I'm done.
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3.3/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: Punkinhead027
There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! -Willy Wonka!
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3.8/5 (201 votes)

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I'm in my basement watching a movie and wondering when the guy next to me is going to "yawn" and put his arm around me and then kiss me! . . . OK, you caught me. There isn,t a guy with me but if you(as in a guy) wants to join me, you may and do what the away message says!
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2.9/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: AlphaQ4fun
I'm watching this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it's called 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
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2.8/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: pirc182
I'll be right back...don't you go dying on me!!! -dumb and dumber
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3.5/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: LiLCuTiE22
What's happening? Oh my goodness... what's going on? He isn't going to... no! No! He can't! I'll brb I'm watching a movie.
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3.1/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: pepsichic34
Stupid llama!!!!! ~Dude Where's My Car??
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3.3/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: ~me~

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