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I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special--Steel Magnolias
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3.3/5 (103 votes)
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Submitted by: BettaThanU |
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Ta ta taday jr.
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2.4/5 (98 votes)
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Submitted by: socchick |
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I saw a Freddy Krueger movie the other night...I am still scared to fall asleep. I think he's going to kill me in my sleep, so I'm now been without sleep for 68 hours and on my 71st cappuccino. Must stay awake...must not sleep...
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3.2/5 (84 votes)
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Submitted by: Adrenaline 51 |
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Hey everyone, I'm in my bed, home alone, with the lights off. YOU SICK PERVERT! IM WATCHING A MOVIE! Come over if you want though ;)!!
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2.6/5 (84 votes)
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Submitted by: superchick21 |
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I once had the dream of becoming a famous celebrity. But the line was so long at Blockbuster... I missed my audition. So now I'm enviously watching other celebrities who are in those movies which caused me to give up my dream.
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2.7/5 (83 votes)
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Submitted by: meooowvelous |
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I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
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2.7/5 (77 votes)
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Submitted by: Ravenvixen89 |
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Shhhhhhhh.............NO TALKIN DURING THE MOVIE!!!!!
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2.4/5 (74 votes)
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Submitted by: NellysBabe4014 |
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You know what really bothers me??? When people go into a movie theatre and talk during the whole movie. I mean c'mon I payed for these tickets.... Shut The Freak Up!!! I'm watchin a movie!!!
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2.4/5 (71 votes)
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Submitted by: blah |
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I am hungry so I am going to the movies to get some popcorn!
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1.8/5 (69 votes)
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Submitted by: VolcomChica143C |
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I live my life a quarter mile at a time ...nothing else matters ....for those ten seconds or less ... I'm free!...be back when those 10 seconds are up... leave a message!
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2.7/5 (68 votes)
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Submitted by: crewchic28 |
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I'm seeing a movie that has to do with getting laid..so it must be good ;-)
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2.2/5 (68 votes)
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Submitted by: 006 and a quarter |
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I'm making soap Tyler Durden style ... leave a message.
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1.6/5 (58 votes)
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Submitted by: DoctaJay |
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