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Message: The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
Submitted By: JennyVeed

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There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! -Willy Wonka!
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I'm busy right now Drowning Mona on the night of the living dead because she tried to take my men in black JERK.. See I have this thing for Mr. Deeds but he already knows there's something about Mary and he wont go out with me so I might as well be The wedding singer.:-( Maybe Dereck will save the last dance for me! Be back when I'm done.
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3.3/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: Punkinhead027
If you disturb me while I watch Pokemon: The Movie, I will promise you that pikachu will eat you. I'll be back watching a "Pokemon..." A.K.A. Porn.
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Submitted by: tkf2k
I'm watching a movie right now so go away before I start throwing popcorn at you.
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Submitted by: vballchick1620
Watching a scary movie, come over if you want to hold me
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3.6/5 (313 votes)

Submitted by: chiqflik89, motoxgirlie55
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
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3.8/5 (313 votes)

Submitted by: starsandskullspj
Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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3.9/5 (440 votes)

Submitted by: Dreamgurl272



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