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Shhhhhhhh.............NO TALKIN DURING THE MOVIE!!!!!
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2.4/5 (74 votes)
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Submitted by: NellysBabe4014 |
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I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
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2.7/5 (77 votes)
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Submitted by: Ravenvixen89 |
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I once had the dream of becoming a famous celebrity. But the line was so long at Blockbuster... I missed my audition. So now I'm enviously watching other celebrities who are in those movies which caused me to give up my dream.
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2.7/5 (83 votes)
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Submitted by: meooowvelous |
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I saw a Freddy Krueger movie the other night...I am still scared to fall asleep. I think he's going to kill me in my sleep, so I'm now been without sleep for 68 hours and on my 71st cappuccino. Must stay awake...must not sleep...
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3.2/5 (84 votes)
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Submitted by: Adrenaline 51 |
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Hey everyone, I'm in my bed, home alone, with the lights off. YOU SICK PERVERT! IM WATCHING A MOVIE! Come over if you want though ;)!!
- Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (84 votes)
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Submitted by: superchick21 |
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Ta ta taday jr.
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2.4/5 (98 votes)
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Submitted by: socchick |
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I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special--Steel Magnolias
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3.3/5 (103 votes)
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Submitted by: BettaThanU |
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Stupid llama!!!!! ~Dude Where's My Car??
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3.3/5 (130 votes)
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Submitted by: ~me~ |
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What's happening? Oh my goodness... what's going on? He isn't going to... no! No! He can't! I'll brb I'm watching a movie.
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3.1/5 (156 votes)
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Submitted by: pepsichic34 |
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I'll be right back...don't you go dying on me!!! -dumb and dumber
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3.5/5 (157 votes)
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Submitted by: LiLCuTiE22 |
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I'm watching this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it's called 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
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2.8/5 (172 votes)
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Submitted by: pirc182 |
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I'm in my basement watching a movie and wondering when the guy next to me is going to "yawn" and put his arm around me and then kiss me! . . . OK, you caught me. There isn,t a guy with me but if you(as in a guy) wants to join me, you may and do what the away message says!
- Currently 2.91/5
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2.9/5 (178 votes)
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Submitted by: AlphaQ4fun |
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