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I'm in the back seat of the movie theater right now and if you were a guy, you might want to get over here to keep me company...It's a scary movie and I don't want to see some of it......you get the idea ;)
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Submitted by: Gabby |
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If you see the same movie I do, tell me what it's about. I'll be sleeping through it.
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Submitted by: SillyJilly01373 |
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Hey everyone, I'm in my bed, home alone, with the lights off. YOU SICK PERVERT! IM WATCHING A MOVIE! Come over if you want though ;)!!
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Submitted by: superchick21 |
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I once had the dream of becoming a famous celebrity. But the line was so long at Blockbuster... I missed my audition. So now I'm enviously watching other celebrities who are in those movies which caused me to give up my dream.
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Submitted by: meooowvelous |
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I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special--Steel Magnolias
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Submitted by: BettaThanU |
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You know what really bothers me??? When people go into a movie theatre and talk during the whole movie. I mean c'mon I payed for these tickets.... Shut The Freak Up!!! I'm watchin a movie!!!
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Submitted by: blah |
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I'm making soap Tyler Durden style ... leave a message.
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Submitted by: DoctaJay |
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I'm watching this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it's called 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
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Submitted by: pirc182 |
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I saw a Freddy Krueger movie the other night...I am still scared to fall asleep. I think he's going to kill me in my sleep, so I'm now been without sleep for 68 hours and on my 71st cappuccino. Must stay awake...must not sleep...
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Submitted by: Adrenaline 51 |
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I'm out swinging from house to house on a spiderweb. If someone told you I was a ordinary guy doing ordinary things somebody lied. Who am I? What am I? I'm Spiderman. Look at my face. Do you think I'm lying :D
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Submitted by: linkinparkjas |
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You think you know... But you have no idea (where I am) brb
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Submitted by: LuvYazz87 |
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I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
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Submitted by: Ravenvixen89 |
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