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Jack : Mr. Cotton ? do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer, man!
~POTC~
can never get enough of this movie!!
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3.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
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3.8/5 (313 votes)

Submitted by: starsandskullspj
I'm in my basement watching a movie and wondering when the guy next to me is going to "yawn" and put his arm around me and then kiss me! . . . OK, you caught me. There isn,t a guy with me but if you(as in a guy) wants to join me, you may and do what the away message says!
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2.9/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: AlphaQ4fun
If you disturb me while I watch Pokemon: The Movie, I will promise you that pikachu will eat you. I'll be back watching a "Pokemon..." A.K.A. Porn.
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1.4/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
Ta ta taday jr.
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2.4/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: socchick
I watchin a scary movie, if you want come over and sit on my lap so I won't be scared, that would be great :-)
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2.5/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: unknown
I'm seeing a movie that has to do with getting laid..so it must be good ;-)
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: 006 and a quarter
I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
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2.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Ravenvixen89
I'm watching this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it's called 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
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2.8/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: pirc182
I saw a Freddy Krueger movie the other night...I am still scared to fall asleep. I think he's going to kill me in my sleep, so I'm now been without sleep for 68 hours and on my 71st cappuccino. Must stay awake...must not sleep...
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3.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Adrenaline 51
I'm out swinging from house to house on a spiderweb. If someone told you I was a ordinary guy doing ordinary things somebody lied. Who am I? What am I? I'm Spiderman. Look at my face. Do you think I'm lying :D
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2.8/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: linkinparkjas
You think you know... But you have no idea (where I am) brb
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2.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: LuvYazz87

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