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Message: Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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I'm in my basement watching a movie and wondering when the guy next to me is going to "yawn" and put his arm around me and then kiss me! . . . OK, you caught me. There isn,t a guy with me but if you(as in a guy) wants to join me, you may and do what the away message says!
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2.9/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: AlphaQ4fun
I'm watching this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it's called 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
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2.8/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: pirc182
I'm out swinging from house to house on a spiderweb. If someone told you I was a ordinary guy doing ordinary things somebody lied. Who am I? What am I? I'm Spiderman. Look at my face. Do you think I'm lying :D
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2.8/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: linkinparkjas
You think you know... But you have no idea (where I am) brb
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2.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: LuvYazz87
I live my life a quarter mile at a time ...nothing else matters ....for those ten seconds or less ... I'm free!...be back when those 10 seconds are up... leave a message!
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2.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: crewchic28
I once had the dream of becoming a famous celebrity. But the line was so long at Blockbuster... I missed my audition. So now I'm enviously watching other celebrities who are in those movies which caused me to give up my dream.
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2.7/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: meooowvelous
I'm in the back seat of the movie theater right now and if you were a guy, you might want to get over here to keep me company...It's a scary movie and I don't want to see some of it......you get the idea ;)
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2.7/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: Gabby
I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
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2.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Ravenvixen89
SHHHHH!!! down in front!!!! ~*~*watchin a movie*~*~ ...bbl
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2.6/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: MizzSugaNSpice2
Hey everyone, I'm in my bed, home alone, with the lights off. YOU SICK PERVERT! IM WATCHING A MOVIE! Come over if you want though ;)!!
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2.6/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: superchick21
If you see the same movie I do, tell me what it's about. I'll be sleeping through it.
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2.6/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: SillyJilly01373
I watchin a scary movie, if you want come over and sit on my lap so I won't be scared, that would be great :-)
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2.5/5 (58 votes)

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