AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Food
Message: Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so lets have beans for every meal. Eatin' some delicious beans!
Submitted By: garrettluver4evr

Search

Movie Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
I'm in my basement watching a movie and wondering when the guy next to me is going to "yawn" and put his arm around me and then kiss me! . . . OK, you caught me. There isn,t a guy with me but if you(as in a guy) wants to join me, you may and do what the away message says!
  • Currently 2.91/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: AlphaQ4fun
I'm watching this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it's called 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
  • Currently 2.82/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.8/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: pirc182
I'm out swinging from house to house on a spiderweb. If someone told you I was a ordinary guy doing ordinary things somebody lied. Who am I? What am I? I'm Spiderman. Look at my face. Do you think I'm lying :D
  • Currently 2.77/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.8/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: linkinparkjas
You think you know... But you have no idea (where I am) brb
  • Currently 2.75/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: LuvYazz87
I live my life a quarter mile at a time ...nothing else matters ....for those ten seconds or less ... I'm free!...be back when those 10 seconds are up... leave a message!
  • Currently 2.72/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: crewchic28
I once had the dream of becoming a famous celebrity. But the line was so long at Blockbuster... I missed my audition. So now I'm enviously watching other celebrities who are in those movies which caused me to give up my dream.
  • Currently 2.75/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: meooowvelous
I'm in the back seat of the movie theater right now and if you were a guy, you might want to get over here to keep me company...It's a scary movie and I don't want to see some of it......you get the idea ;)
  • Currently 2.69/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: Gabby
I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
  • Currently 2.68/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Ravenvixen89
SHHHHH!!! down in front!!!! ~*~*watchin a movie*~*~ ...bbl
  • Currently 2.59/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.6/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: MizzSugaNSpice2
Hey everyone, I'm in my bed, home alone, with the lights off. YOU SICK PERVERT! IM WATCHING A MOVIE! Come over if you want though ;)!!
  • Currently 2.63/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.6/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: superchick21
If you see the same movie I do, tell me what it's about. I'll be sleeping through it.
  • Currently 2.63/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.6/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: SillyJilly01373
I watchin a scary movie, if you want come over and sit on my lap so I won't be scared, that would be great :-)
  • Currently 2.47/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: unknown



©2002-2018 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)