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Message: I'm TRYING to sleep but it's people like you that keep me awake.
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Sometimes school for me is harder than Michael Jackson inside of a daycare.
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3.4/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: o0EricB0o
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a boy scout meeting
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3.4/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: erica21
I'm off like the black on michael jackson
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3.2/5 (375 votes)

Submitted by: blurred
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Cuz there's twenty of them!!
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3.1/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: RockDeemon69
When does Neverand Ranch close? When the big hand touches the little hand!
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3.1/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: ~*~Sophie~*~
8493 face lifts
6857 nose jobs
4682 dyed skins
AND IT STILL DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT MICHAEL JACKSON
  • Currently 2.97/5
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3.0/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: evilmidgetman3
I'm kinda busy right now. While you're waiting for me, you can do one of two things. 1: Count and name all of J.Lo's ex's 2: Count how many plastic surgery's Michael Jackson has had
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3.0/5 (141 votes)

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Boy: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Little boy blue
Girl: Little boy blue who?
Boy: Michael Jackson!
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2.7/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: iLoveJimmyt!
"Why is michael jackson so skinny?"
Because he ordered off the kids menu
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2.6/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: lilzay911
What did the blind lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Blind Lady: Hey! Get away from my sun!
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2.6/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: AznShadowAbc123
What cookie is Michael Jackson most like? An inside out oreo... black on the inside, white on the inside.
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2.3/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: someone
Jesus reminds me a lot of Michael Jackson: Nobody knows if he's black or white and he loves all the little children of the world.
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2.2/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: AutumnRaina9



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