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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
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Submitted by: chicken and rice |
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I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F**king kids!!!" It played Michael Jackson.
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Submitted by: luce787 |
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What do a Playstation to and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Submitted by: dolphinluver50 |
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What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common? They both have little boys pants half off...
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Submitted by: KOPPERZ |
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? ... A pimple waits till a kid is a teenager to come on their face.
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Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?¿? his dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white?¿? his dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?¿?
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Submitted by: ?¿?¿ |
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with... and the other carries groceries.
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Submitted by: me |
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Why was Michael Jackson late for his trial? ... Because he passed an elementry school on his way there.
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Submitted by: 500 Stud |
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Only in America can a poor, black, boy grow up to be a rich, white, woman. Michael Jackson.
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Submitted by: Icy_Pyro_Chic |
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"This week in Japan, Michael Jackson launched his own line of men's suits. Jackson said if the men's line is successful, he'll go into boy's pants." - Conan O'Brien
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Submitted by: Anonomus |
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I'm as lost as Michael Jackson in front of a sign that says: Men's restroom left; Girl's restroom right.
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Submitted by: soccholl190 |
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I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys.
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Submitted by: OxBriROXurSOXxO |
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