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Category: Addict
Message: Okay, okay! Just because I have to be online where ever I go DOES NOT mean I'm addicted... I merly need to know whats going on online where ever I am... And frankly I don't see this as my fault... Who ever came up with laptops and being able to dial up with any phone line should be at fault! So HA There!
Submitted By: Fire Girlie St 1

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