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Category: Finals
Message: Twas the night before finals, and all throught the dorm, not a creatures was partying, not even wild Norm. The students were studying, so they wouldn't fail, and not make it to college and end up in jail. Boy, that didn't work you see, they all flunked, and now are locked in a cell with no key. All this junk was for no good, the students felt dumb, stupid, and unnamed, for they studied the wrong subjects, boy they were ashamed!
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