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Category: Christmas
Message: So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
Submitted By: Santas Helper

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