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Category: Romance
Message: Roses are red, voilets are blue.
I'm in love but, not with you.
When we broke up, you thought I cried, but all I did was another guy.
I said I loved you, you thought it was true.
Well guess what loser you got played to!!!
Submitted By: ThEfLiRtQuEeN22

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