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Message: Right now, I could be here, or I could be away. Hey, this is great. I could be here, sitting here laughing at your stupidity for thinking that I am not here, or I could be away really doing something. HAHA! I LOVE THE POWER! I could be sitting here right now, laughing my head off at you, because you think I'm your friend and just am not here. hey, wait a second. you could be some loser. If this is you, go away.

HEY, I SAID GO AWAY!!!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. Well, anyway, you'll just have to wait until I get back to tell you... haha, I love it
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