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Category: Funny
Message: I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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These cuts are leaving creases
Trace the scars, fit the pieces
Tell your story, you don't need to say a word.
Call off the cavalry, can't save a wretch like me.
Clean this with kerosene.
If you can't leave it be might as well make it bleed.
Scalpel, sutured.
Made whole again.
Your wires are frayed, can't fire right
You look better when out of sight
You were not made to stand and fight
There's something better wrong with you
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3.8/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: woaahwoah
Its always been a mystery to me how two hearts can come together and love can last forever but now that I have found you I believe that a miricle has come when God sends the perfect one I ponder all my questions about why but ive never been so sure of anything in my life oh I wonder what god was thinking when he created you I wonder if he knew everyting I would need cause he made all my dreams come true when god made you he mustve been thinking about me!
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3.6/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Jay's Girl
Can't stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says I'm gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
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3.7/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: gnrfan01
Ms. Jones taught me English but I think I just shot her son. because he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you can not run. now he is bleeding in a vacaunt lot where we use to smoke pot, but man you should've seen it.... his flesh explode!!!
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3.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: giggletinseltoes
It seems to me that maybe It pretty much always means no So don't tell me you might just let it go And often times we're lazy It seems to stand in my way Cause no one no not no one Likes to be let down
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3.2/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: tibey248
Where are you now?Couldn't you see throughThe sweat and tears?I took my bowWhile you confirmedAll my saddest fears
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3.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
"Sooner or later all the songs that make you shake will be by me." -Stroke 9
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3.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: KTB
We were born the same day, We even think the same way, It couldn't be more right, We are what they call a perfect match It's something that you can't touch Down to the last bone, you're my baby But to be honest There's just one thing apart that is missing You don't seem to care at all
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3.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: JessesJewel4
Don't give up fighting til' nothing else stands in your way, don't give up fighting until there's nothing left to say, and no matter what you do, don't ever compromise what you believe.
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2.9/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: LessThanJordan27
I am the son And the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir Of nothing in particularYou shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way ? I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
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3.2/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: cathedralguy13
I remember your face imprinted on angels Your voice as beautiful as the sound of waves Crashing against my heart "nerdy"-Poison the well
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2.9/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: DirteyLilSecret
I will never see the sky the same way, and I will learn to say goodbye to yesterday, and I will never cease to fly if held down, and I will always reach to high, cause ive seen, cause I've seen, twilight
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3.7/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: FOOTNAKED15

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