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Category: SickHumor
Message: There was a camel and an elephant talking. The elephant started to laugh and said "HA... you have boobs on your back!" the camel looked at him and said "Ya... thats really funny coming from someone with a dick on their face."
Submitted By: Patty

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I love you, more than anything, I doI want to be with youIn the twinkling of an eyeI will meet you, in the sky
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Submitted by: Punk4Christ
" Forgive... well thats a mighty big word for such a small man,and Im not sure I can, Cause I dont even know who I am anymore...O its to soon for me to say..Forgive."
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3.0/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: NaughtyBre03
And everything went from wrong to rightAnd the stars came out and filled up the skyThe music you were playing really blew my mindIt was love at first sight
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3.9/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: raindrops2001
You're the one that lights my fire,You're the one that keeps me strong,You're the one that I depend on, When my world is goin wrong,You're the one that I hold close andYou're the man I'm dreamin of, And I really really love you,I just want you to know that
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3.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: foxxycleopatra
Im gonna get free, im gonna get free, im gonna get free, ride into the sunhe never loved me he never loved me he never loved me y shuld anyone?come here come here ill take a photo 4 ya, come here come here drive u around the corner, come here come here, u know u realy oughta come here come here MOVE OUT OF CALIFORIA!!GET(get) ME (me) FAR (far) when i have a lot to use save(save) me(me) from(from) HERE! -vines -get free
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3.0/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: d3jive34
Never ever have I ever felt so low When you gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad
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3.6/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: diZZydOOdle88
Before the smoke can reallyclear away, from fires i startedyesterday, some how i've gottafind a way, i've gotta find a way, to wake up, from the damage
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2.6/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: stephanie
I'm looking for a place, searching for a face. Is anybody here i know?Cause nothings going right and everythings a mess and no one likes to be alone...
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3.3/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: princezmanda364
He was working through college on my grandpa's farm.I was thirsting for knowledge and he had a car.I was caught somewhere between a woman and a child.When one restless summer we found love growing wild.On the banks of the river on a well beaten path.It's funny how those memories they last.Like strawberry wine and seventeen.The hot July moon saw everything.My first taste of love oh bittersweet.Green on the vine.Like strawberry wine.
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4.0/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: TRUSTME
You can say Iím plain Jane, but itís not the same I ainít in to big names, but I like nice things I watch boxing matches and uh football games I wouldnít mind being an actress, but I love to sing I like going out, talking walks and stuff I donít round that many girls cause they talk too much! CITY HIGH~
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3.4/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: jennifer!
Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking in a spiderweb, so leave a message and I'll IM you back.
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2.6/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
Scratched and torn I lay here in pieces
Craving all of your deadly vices
Like to think that I'm not addicted
But I guess I wear it well And I crawl
While you spit And I crawl Through you.
--Staind
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3.4/5 (44 votes)

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