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Category: FatJokes
Message: Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
Submitted By: Tilliam

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gravity's pullin' me...+gravity by delirious+
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2.5/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: nvypilot2012
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
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3.0/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Purpurekat
You better watch out......CAUSE I'M A WAR MACHINE!
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2.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
My love do u ever dream of candy coated rain drops ur the same as my candy rain.
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2.6/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: mnm181801
Yo yo yo this is snookie, i like cookie, always play hookie, 24/7 nookie, im a rookie... OH WORD TO YA MOTHA
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1.9/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: snookiepie05
I'm goin to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hr or so. -eminem
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3.8/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: XxSweetEcstasixX
And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky, I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side, I'll be there
For better or worse till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart and I swear.
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4.1/5 (548 votes)

Submitted by: tpcilvkrystintpc
Boys, sometimes a girl just needs oneBoys, to love her and to holdBoys, and when a girl is with oneBoys, then she's in control
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2.7/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Sugar
I'm leaving, on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again.
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3.5/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: lschrader436
"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block. I used to have a little now I have a lot. No matter where I go, I know where I came from" -JLo
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2.0/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: mandimellott
I'm sorry moma..I never meant to hurt you...I never meant to make you cry but tonight...I'm cleaning out my CLOSET~ wow so am I!
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3.1/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: sunflowerbaby747
" now this looks liike a job 4 meso everybody, juz follow mecause we need a lil, controversycause it feels so empty, withoue me ya know what im talkin abt !! takin a shower***
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1.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: anup

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