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Category: Funny
Message: Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.
Submitted By: Livy

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My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
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3.3/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: AgEd
I never take less than an hour washin' my hair in the shower, it always takes 5 hours to make it strait. So I'll braid it in a million braids, though it may take all friggen day theres nothin else better to do anyways~~My World
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3.3/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Tinkerbell
"Sooner or later all the songs that make you shake will be by me." -Stroke 9
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3.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: KTB
It seems to me that maybe It pretty much always means no So don't tell me you might just let it go And often times we're lazy It seems to stand in my way Cause no one no not no one Likes to be let down
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3.2/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: tibey248
I am the son And the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir Of nothing in particularYou shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way ? I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
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3.2/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: cathedralguy13
Can i break away? Push me away. Make me fall, just to see the other side of me. Push me away. You cant see what I see. The other side of me ~!TrustCompany!~
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3.2/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: u wish!
Im standing on the bridge, im waiting in the dark, i thought that you'd be here by now, theres nothing but the rain, no footsteps on the ground, im listening but theres no sound, isnt anyone trying to find me? wont somebody come take me home? its a damn cold night.
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3.2/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: punkrbabe
"if you've ever said you missed me...then don't say you'ved never lied" JUDE LAW AND A SEMESTER ABROAD....BY BRAND NEW
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3.2/5 (21 votes)

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*I like you the way you are When we're drivin in your car And you're talkin to me one-on-one But you've become...*Somebody else Round everyone else Watchin your back Like you can't relax You tryin to be cool You look like a fool to me Tell me*Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?I see the way you're actin like you're somebody else Gets me frustrated.......
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3.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: lilhottie15
No madder if your sad or blue, there's always someone who has it worse than you. Some times you got to pay your dues, so don't worry just push on through.... -SHAGGY
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3.1/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: dscheercutie23
This is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends..............
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3.1/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: EtNiEsChIcK322
Why is everything so confusing? Maybe I'm just out of my mind!
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3.1/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: GRgurl4eva

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