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Category: Life
Message: Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men?
MENtal illnes....MENstrual cramps...MENtal breakdown....MENopause...GUYnocologist
Submitted By: ShorTpie2

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
-- Sir Mix-A-Lot
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3.8/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: XoXLiL BeBXoX
These cuts are leaving creases
Trace the scars, fit the pieces
Tell your story, you don't need to say a word.
Call off the cavalry, can't save a wretch like me.
Clean this with kerosene.
If you can't leave it be might as well make it bleed.
Scalpel, sutured.
Made whole again.
Your wires are frayed, can't fire right
You look better when out of sight
You were not made to stand and fight
There's something better wrong with you
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3.8/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: woaahwoah
Do you remember that day when we met
You told me this gets harder
Well, it did
Been holding on forever
Promise me that when I'm gone, you'll kill my enemies
The damage, you've inflicted temporary wounds
I'm coming back from the dead and I'll take you home with me
I'm taking back the life you stole
We never got that far
This helps me to think all through the night
Bright lights that won't kill me now, won't tell me how
Just you and I, your stareless eyes remain
Hip hip hooray for me
You talk to me
But would you kill me in my sleep
Lay still like the dead
From the razor to the rosary
We could lose ourselves
And paint these walls in pitchfork red
MCR
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3.8/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: blazingsoul
Livin my life in a slow hell, different girl every night at the hotel, I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days. I been fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, I wish I had a good girl to miss me lord I wonder if ill ever change my ways I put your picture away
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3.8/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: number1brat1981
Ms. Jones taught me English but I think I just shot her son. because he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you can not run. now he is bleeding in a vacaunt lot where we use to smoke pot, but man you should've seen it.... his flesh explode!!!
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3.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: giggletinseltoes
I don't like to...see the sky pained grey...and I don't like when...nothing's going my way...and I don't like to...be the one w/ the blues...but I do...love...you
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3.7/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirl
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream. Make him the cutest boy that I've ever seen. ;)
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3.7/5 (57 votes)

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I'm gonna be here when you need meRule baby, can always count on meAnd you don't ever have to worryYou know I'll make it in a hurryHere for you and I will never leaveShed tears fou you, cuz boy, you got to meThere will never be another for meYou'll always be my one and only
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3.7/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: Pain1sLove
And I wanna believe you, when you tell me it's gonna be ok. Yeah I try to believe you, but I don't. When you tell me its gonna be, it always turns out to be a different way. Yeah I try to believe you, not today.
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3.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Trying2beNice2u
Don't Go Away
Say that you'll stay
Forever and a day
Cause I need more time just to make things right
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Submitted by: Reid
I luv it when u call me big papa, so throw ur hands in the air if u's a tru playa cuz i c sum ladies 2nite that should b havin my baby, baby!!!
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3.7/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: BbaLLova4u
" open the doors....sweepin up the floors yea turn on the light gettin ready for tonight nobodies romancin cause its too early for dancin but here comes the music......."Jack Johnson
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3.7/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: tibey248

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