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Category: Ponder
Message: When you look on your buddy list and see that someone has the symbol for an away message why do you always have to check and see what their away message is?
Submitted By: sexybethy

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Yea hello I'm somewhere getting a life instead of sitting here and waiting for people to get on. If you need me, you know the digits peace out~:)
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1.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: sam p
When the Road gets bumpy..just smile smile smile smile..smile and be happy!
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2.1/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: meee!
Find a Penny, pick it up, and all day long you have a penny. but if you find a midget, take it home and invite your friends over.
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2.1/5 (275 votes)

Submitted by: GhettoFabulouSia
It's like a movie except realistic
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2.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: SwEeTSiNgEr
I hate my life can I have yours?
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2.7/5 (87 votes)

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Lifes a b*tch, but you still gotta live it.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: xoaicaxo
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: kimberlygami
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
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3.3/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: NeLLyChik02
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny
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3.3/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Sweaty
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....
Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: sweet*chic

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