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Category: Annoying
Message: I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.
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Life is like a piņata...Take a chance and wack it!
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3.6/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Mel
A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
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3.5/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Jessica
Forget regeret or life is yours to miss,
forget loneliness or you'll never get your first kiss.
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3.4/5 (65 votes)

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Life is to short to watch what you eat.
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3.4/5 (76 votes)

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Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: kimberlygami
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
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3.3/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: NeLLyChik02
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny
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3.3/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Sweaty
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....
Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: sweet*chic
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Lifes a b*tch, but you still gotta live it.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: xoaicaxo
I hate my life can I have yours?
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2.7/5 (87 votes)

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