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Category: WorkingOut
Message: Getting buff so you all can see me on ESPN2 in a lil speedo rubbed down in oil;-);-)
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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Life is like a piņata...Take a chance and wack it!
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3.6/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Mel
A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
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3.5/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Jessica
Forget regeret or life is yours to miss,
forget loneliness or you'll never get your first kiss.
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3.4/5 (65 votes)

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Life is to short to watch what you eat.
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3.4/5 (76 votes)

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Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: kimberlygami
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
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3.3/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: NeLLyChik02
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny
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3.3/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Sweaty
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....
Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: sweet*chic
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Lifes a b*tch, but you still gotta live it.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: xoaicaxo
I hate my life can I have yours?
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2.7/5 (87 votes)

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