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Message: A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!
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Everthing will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.
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No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!
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Tommorow is a privilege, so live life today like theres no tomorrow.
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"Don't be shy in life and miss out on opportunities that now you could never have."
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Forget regret or life is yours to miss.
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Submitted by: luvdonthate12
"life is like a test, always struggling to make whats wrong right"
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4.1/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Angelma2004
Times change, people and things change, the only difference is we don't want them to.
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4.0/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: Celeste
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
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4.0/5 (198 votes)

Submitted by: RoCkYnRoLLeN14
Growing old is manditory...but growing up...well that my friends...is OPTIONAL!
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3.9/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
The thing I fear most isn't to die, it's just the opposite, it's to stay alive.
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3.9/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
~Many things in life will catch your eye, few will catch your heart~Pursue those!!
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3.9/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: Tdawg6881
If it's not alright, it's not the end.
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3.7/5 (185 votes)

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