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Message: Doing my MANWHORE duties
Submitted By: erick4789234789237

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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
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4.3/5 (955 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
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4.3/5 (510 votes)

Submitted by: Z
You can hear it in my voice, read it on my face, I'm drowing in memories of the things I can't replace.
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4.3/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: luvdont
You only have a so long to live so you better get out there and do something with your life...DANCE like no ones watching SING like no one can hear you LIVE your life the way you want it and NEVER let anyone get in your way of living your dreams.
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4.3/5 (389 votes)

Submitted by: HANNAH!
Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men?
MENtal illnes....MENstrual cramps...MENtal breakdown....MENopause...GUYnocologist
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4.2/5 (719 votes)

Submitted by: ShorTpie2
Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.
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4.2/5 (801 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words.
Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions.
Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits.
Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character.
Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.
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4.2/5 (818 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.
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4.2/5 (718 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
If you like a person, and you tell them... they hate you afterwards... if you like a person, and don't tell them, you find out they liked you, and now you lost your chance, and they wonder why I am so f*cking confused.
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4.2/5 (538 votes)

Submitted by: NeoGothPriest
Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.
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4.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: ??
Everyone plans for tommorow, but tommorow is promised to no one.
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4.2/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Jaime
A wise man once said, "To be old and wise, first you have to be young and stupid".
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4.2/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: taroknrosie

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