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Category: Christmas
Message: It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
Submitted By: x malibu391 x

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Hey all whats up?...OH CRAP WHAT'S THAT SMELL??? omg its coming from my hamper... well I guess its that time of the year...LAUNDRY!!
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2.3/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: AmericanGal04
i've been hypnotized by the washer. help!
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2.9/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: kathy
Do you smell that smelly smell? that smells smelly? Laundry? Yeah that's what I thought! bb in a sec!
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2.5/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: THis is cool
I can no longer see the floor...I guess it is time to do laundry...this may take a while
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3.5/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: Jess
Help! I am lost in soap bubbles, I told my mom that chores were dangerous They never listen. Do They?
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3.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: This is cool!
I'm running around naked because I don't have any clean clothes. If you need me, come visit me in the laundry room %n.
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3.4/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: sehbub
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
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3.6/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I pooped my pants, so I'm away doing my laundry.
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2.0/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm doing my laundry, I'm cleaning my clothes, I'm getting them clean so I can mess them up agian
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1.9/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: mea
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am doing the laundry,
So I don't smell like you
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

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What's dirty, smelly and if your disgusting would wear? Dirty laundry. Unlike you I'm not disgusting which is why I'm doing the laundry!
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2.5/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Well it was strange, I was doing laundry and I got stuck in the dryer. OOOPS!!
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2.9/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: LollieLips88

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