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Message: Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
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Eww...My Mom's Underwear! I hate laundry!
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3.4/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
I'm doing something dirty and I'll be at it all day... one hour at a time. I'll start in the bedroom and work my way all thru the house and back again. I'll do it again and again. Go in cold come out hot, makin the whole house rock in between. It's sometimes sweaty and long but it's worth it when its all over...I'm doing laundry, bbl
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4.2/5 (241 votes)

Submitted by: rebelhick82
I'm washing my clothes which I don't think any of you know how to do!
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2.6/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: scottie
Hey, sorry I'm busy doing laundry right now, by the way has anyone seen my thong? Not the pink one, but the purple one with sparkles??
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3.0/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: smart9979
BUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ.......my laundry is calling me!
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2.4/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Oh no, the lint is running away! Well, I guess it's time to do the laundry. Hold on while I catch my adventure.
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2.5/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: Girliewhatever12
You know it's time to do your laundry when the cleanest thing you have is your birthday suit.
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3.6/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: ~*>NiKKi<*~
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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3.1/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: DitzyLeda
(your sn) can not come to the computer right now, he/she is on a bold, daring quest to find that one missing sock in her/his washing machine. Leave a message and he/she will be sure to get back to you.
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3.4/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: DelphineK
Hey what is that smell? Oh crap, you must have rubbed it off on me...going to do some laundry...
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2.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
I'm doing laundry, I can start by doing the clothes you are wearing.
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3.7/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: cajungerl69
I pooped my pants, so I'm away doing my laundry.
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2.0/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

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