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Category: Hanukkah
Message: ALL I WANT FOR HANUKKAH IS YOU!!!!!!! Not really, actually I want this really cool lip gloss ....but um..ya, you're o.k. too.
Submitted By: baByDoll16124

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Whats green and smells like pig?
Kermits Finger
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Submitted by: porkfryedrice
Three men are entering Heaven, and they're asked a question to see what kind of car they drive in Heaven. The first man is asked, "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" He answers, "Three times." He gets a scooter. The second man is asked the same question. He replies, "Two times." He gets a Moped. The third man is asked the same question, and he answers, "Never, I swear to God." He gets a Ferrari. The three men enter Heaven, and they see the man with the Ferrari crying. They ask him, "Why are you crying? You got a Ferrari!" He replies, "I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard."
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Submitted by: chocoholicgrl91
There are two muffins in an oven, one looks over at the second one and says, "its hot as sh*t in here", the second muffin says,"holy sh*t..a talking muffin"
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Submitted by: six316
This guy goes to see his psychiatrist and he is wearing glass pants. The doctor greets him and says "Ah Ha!, I always thought you were a little crazy but now I can CLEARLY see your Nutz.
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Submitted by: Stormrunner
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about to minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
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Submitted by: hufflehaire
%n is so ugly,the docter took one look at you turned around and slapped your mom!!:)
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