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If you didnt have feet you wouldn;t wear shoes, right? If you didnt have a head you wouldn't wear a hat, right? If you didnt have hands you wouldn't wear gloves, right?? Well then why do you wear a bra?!?!?!?
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Submitted by: dancinbabe12493 |
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You supercilious insignificant piece of mortal inconvenience. If you insinuate that I pervaricate I shall find it painfully nescessary to horizontalize your perpendicularity.
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3.3/5 (58 votes)
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Submitted by: jediwiz14 |
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You suck at life... just give up
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3.7/5 (78 votes)
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Submitted by: gnrfan01 |
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If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)
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Submitted by: Grace* |
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If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
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3.7/5 (94 votes)
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Submitted by: Robert ® |
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Why am I away? Im not really away, im just prentending to be away because I don't want you to annoy me!
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3.0/5 (44 votes)
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Submitted by: devilcutie4110 |
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Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer...WHOA TO CLOSE TO CLOSE!!!! damn I knew you liked me but damn!!
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1.9/5 (112 votes)
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Submitted by: skimettls |
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I didnt ask to be beautiful, god just made me that way. You on the other hand, should have asked, cuz god made you the ugliest thing ever!
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3.8/5 (106 votes)
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Submitted by: Douy |
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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4.3/5 (1119 votes)
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Submitted by: Abbie |
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I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
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3.8/5 (118 votes)
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Submitted by: clutzy00001 |
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Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
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3.8/5 (100 votes)
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Submitted by: Elly's BFFL |
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I'm going for the record to see how many people that I can ignore, your just one of the hundreds!
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2.9/5 (43 votes)
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Submitted by: LilLewis037 |
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