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Category: Food
Message: Food makes life mmm mmm.... better!
Submitted By: JustAgurl

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If you didnt have feet you wouldn;t wear shoes, right? If you didnt have a head you wouldn't wear a hat, right? If you didnt have hands you wouldn't wear gloves, right?? Well then why do you wear a bra?!?!?!?
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3.4/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: dancinbabe12493
You supercilious insignificant piece of mortal inconvenience. If you insinuate that I pervaricate I shall find it painfully nescessary to horizontalize your perpendicularity.
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3.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: jediwiz14
You suck at life... just give up
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3.7/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: gnrfan01
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Grace*
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
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3.7/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: Robert
Why am I away? Im not really away, im just prentending to be away because I don't want you to annoy me!
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3.0/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: devilcutie4110
Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer...WHOA TO CLOSE TO CLOSE!!!! damn I knew you liked me but damn!!
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1.9/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
I didnt ask to be beautiful, god just made me that way. You on the other hand, should have asked, cuz god made you the ugliest thing ever!
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3.8/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Douy
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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4.3/5 (1119 votes)

Submitted by: Abbie
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
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3.8/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: clutzy00001
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
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3.8/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: Elly's BFFL
I'm going for the record to see how many people that I can ignore, your just one of the hundreds!
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2.9/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: LilLewis037

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