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Message:  Sweet lil hunnie,cute as can be, not even Ja Rule can put it on me.
Got the ass that no guy can pass up,not even Juvenile can back dis ass up.
Da cutest girl you ever did see, maken Master P go 'Oohhwwee'.
Hottest lil chick you'll eva see,not even Nelly can ride with me.
N don't forget I rock everything you lack,even Fabolous told me ta holla back
Submitted By: soslilangel6

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OMG!!! Something really bad has happened! %n IMed me help me!!!!
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1.6/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: SexyPrincez
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, how stupid are you?
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1.6/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: QWBootie
  o o o
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Hey look.. Im running away from %n!
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1.7/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Trash Man Ernie
If your head wasn't attached to your body you'd probably missplace it.
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1.8/5 (160 votes)

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If my ass was as big as urs I wouldnt have to have aol you could write everything on my ass!!!!:-D
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1.8/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: village idiot
Hi, you have reached the _____ residance at AIM..I'm not here right now so if you could not leave me a message it would be great! after all..this isn't a message machine! ...stupid!
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1.9/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: Punkette7Ray
Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer...WHOA TO CLOSE TO CLOSE!!!! damn I knew you liked me but damn!!
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1.9/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
Sorry, I am not currently accepting messages from a person like right now.
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2.0/5 (44 votes)

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Im not here right now...actually I am but I wish I wasn't because I have a camera that can see whoever is IM'ing me and if you just IM'd me then obviously your ugly....
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24
If I'm not available it probably means I dont want to speak to you.
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: blueiz098
I'm not talking to you so don't send me an IM. And if you do... I will tell you what the voices in my head think of you..No wait I won't...because I'm a Christian woman!!!
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2.0/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Pojochick07
Hey, do you have a band aid and an extra brain? I scraped my knee when I saw how stupid you are for IMing me!
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2.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: QWBootie

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