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Message: I've got spirit, Yes I do. I'm in school, Why aren't you?
Submitted By: lilpieceofheaven

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You supercilious insignificant piece of mortal inconvenience. If you insinuate that I pervaricate I shall find it painfully nescessary to horizontalize your perpendicularity.
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3.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: jediwiz14
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
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3.2/5 (86 votes)

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Hey, there's something weird on my computer, oh it's your face.
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3.2/5 (73 votes)

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Why are you IMing me if my away message is on? You know I'm obviously not here at the moment. I mean really, we all have the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: RRuler2002
You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a day off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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3.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Hellschilddemon
The world isn't big enough for the two of us %n, so please go jump off a bridge.
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bballbabe0173
I'm in a good mood right now, don't ruin it by IM'ing me.
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

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You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
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3.1/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: materialgirl011
Hey I'm gone but if its %n tell your mom that she forgot her thong!
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3.1/5 (149 votes)

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It's my party and I will cry if I want to... you can cry to cause you weren't Invited!
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3.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: GodsLuckyOne
HEY!! Don't tell %n but I'm avoiding them with this away message..THANKS!!
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3.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: BlondiBch
Sorry I am not here right now because no one is on...sorry %n...you must be no one.
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3.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: xKizZin KutiEx4

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