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Category: Geek
Message: 01001001 01100001 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 (this is binary for "I am not here")
Submitted By: ncjon118

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I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

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I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it.
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3.3/5 (51 votes)

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FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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3.3/5 (166 votes)

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Come on %n Did you honestly think I wanted YOU to know where I went?
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3.3/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: Gabbie1174
I'm only allowed to talk to people.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: yebunom77
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
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3.3/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: TyGeRcHiK03
%n, go click ur heels and say: I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE...brb
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3.3/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: babyblu5248
When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! leave a message
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3.3/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
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3.3/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
Hey %n I'm not here right now, but if you need to talk to me, call your girl friend.
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3.3/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: adampoll
Today is opposite day: I'm at my computer right now because I really want to talk to you!
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3.3/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

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