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Message: Space and time. well theres never enough of it here on earth, were the rules are made. But in the vastness of space there is no concept of time or the need for space, because there is an unlimited supply of it. So whenever you feel like your out of time and space just turn and look into the night....
Submitted By: erkiset

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Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
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3.5/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: Buford
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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3.5/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Cheergrl0525
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Grace*
I'm obviously doing something more important than talking to you.
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3.4/5 (104 votes)

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I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

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The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was %n...
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3.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: wew
I am staring at the computer screen waiting for somthing important to happen...wait! Oh no...it's just you.
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3.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: cantgetme88
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
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3.4/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: XoXToBeYXoX
I have betta thangs to do than talk to u like spinning around in my computer chair!!
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3.4/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: hevanlygal99
I'll be right back. I'm saving the world... from people like YOU.
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
I'm outside making a snowman, ok it's not snowing.. ever consider I just didnt wanna talk to you! Take a hint!
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3.4/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: V
If you didnt have feet you wouldn;t wear shoes, right? If you didnt have a head you wouldn't wear a hat, right? If you didnt have hands you wouldn't wear gloves, right?? Well then why do you wear a bra?!?!?!?
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3.4/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: dancinbabe12493

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