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Message: *~This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time.~*~*Brilliant Dance*~*Dashboard Confessional~*
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Hey %n, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
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Submitted by: TrackStar2829
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
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3.6/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: crazybeautiful4real
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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3.6/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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3.6/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: homeslice61988
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
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3.6/5 (307 votes)

Submitted by: Cutelilme
Hey %n!I would talk to you, but my mom said not to talk to people who don't have lives. She said they have a bad influence on me. My most sincere apologies.
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3.6/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: TheOriginalRoxyGirl
Hey %n !!! What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
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3.6/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: MyNewWorld07
I'm sorry %n. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
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3.6/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: person1
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
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3.6/5 (224 votes)

Submitted by: :-p
Remember %n, JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
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3.5/5 (181 votes)

Submitted by: koolkittykat16
You dont know me, you just wish you did.
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3.5/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
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3.5/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe

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