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Category: Christmas
Message: So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
Submitted By: Santas Helper

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I'm obviously not here right now because I'm waiting for YOU to leave...have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (60 votes)

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Stop askin me to make out with u %n... I WONT!
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2.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: lilcurly22
A millennium is 1000 years. Thats how long I don't want to talk to you.
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2.3/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: socurswimgurl
I WANT YOU......
TO GO AWAY!!!!!!
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2.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirl
You must be pretty stupid to IM when you know I have an away message on....
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2.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: smileyangel
Waiting for someone special to get on and it ain't you %n, so go away buh bye
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2.2/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Grace
I have some questions for you!!Why do you like TV?Why are you annoying me?Why don't you have anything better to do?Why are you messing w/ me?Why am I asking these useless questions?Why am I gone??I dunnno so stop YELLING AT ME!!!!
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
Yo mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
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2.1/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Did you know that Beaverrs are mammals, and therefore have placental glands that produce milk? Go start a Beaver Beverage Company. I'll be here waiting to ignore you some more.
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2.1/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Porkupine 182
Sorry, I am not currently accepting messages from a person like right now.
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2.0/5 (44 votes)

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Im not here right now...actually I am but I wish I wasn't because I have a camera that can see whoever is IM'ing me and if you just IM'd me then obviously your ugly....
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24
If I'm not available it probably means I dont want to speak to you.
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: blueiz098

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