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I'm obviously not here right now because I'm waiting for YOU to leave...have a nice day.
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Stop askin me to make out with u %n... I WONT!
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Submitted by: lilcurly22 |
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A millennium is 1000 years. Thats how long I don't want to talk to you.
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2.3/5 (35 votes)
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Submitted by: socurswimgurl |
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I WANT YOU......
TO GO AWAY!!!!!!
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2.2/5 (51 votes)
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Submitted by: RoxyGirl |
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You must be pretty stupid to IM when you know I have an away message on....
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2.2/5 (66 votes)
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Submitted by: smileyangel |
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Waiting for someone special to get on and it ain't you %n, so go away buh bye
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2.2/5 (40 votes)
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Submitted by: Grace |
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I have some questions for you!!Why do you like TV?Why are you annoying me?Why don't you have anything better to do?Why are you messing w/ me?Why am I asking these useless questions?Why am I gone??I dunnno so stop YELLING AT ME!!!!
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2.1/5 (71 votes)
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Submitted by: blondie momento |
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Yo mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
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2.1/5 (66 votes)
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Submitted by: yo momma |
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Did you know that Beaverrs are mammals, and therefore have placental glands that produce milk? Go start a Beaver Beverage Company. I'll be here waiting to ignore you some more.
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Submitted by: Porkupine 182 |
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Sorry, I am not currently accepting messages from a person like right now.
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2.0/5 (44 votes)
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Im not here right now...actually I am but I wish I wasn't because I have a camera that can see whoever is IM'ing me and if you just IM'd me then obviously your ugly....
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2.0/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: liltessier24 |
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If I'm not available it probably means I dont want to speak to you.
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2.0/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: blueiz098 |
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