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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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Submitted by: Abbie |
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Roses are red violets are blue,
God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
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4.1/5 (2087 votes)
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Submitted by: I LOVE CHARLIE AUSTIN |
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Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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4.0/5 (1856 votes)
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Submitted by: Tempted4u12 |
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If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1578 votes)
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Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa |
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mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
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4.0/5 (913 votes)
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Submitted by: livetoraceimport |
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
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4.0/5 (1898 votes)
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Submitted by: whitfly87 |
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There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
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4.0/5 (240 votes)
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Submitted by: shortygirl163 |
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People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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3.9/5 (960 votes)
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Submitted by: CoverGirl257 |
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Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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3.9/5 (963 votes)
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Submitted by: legolaseaa |
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Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
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3.9/5 (1198 votes)
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Submitted by: RogRog04 |
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I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
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3.9/5 (642 votes)
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Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper |
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.
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3.9/5 (286 votes)
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Submitted by: tadros87 |
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