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Message: Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
Submitted By: JustinsBabyGurlLife

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You go girl!!
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1.0/5 (1842 votes)

Submitted by: Jennison111790
To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.
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Submitted by: guesswho
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
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Submitted by: gumbyluvsu
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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4.1/5 (499 votes)

Submitted by: lovehurts
"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
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4.2/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: Jenbb32
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.
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4.0/5 (399 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
Life's a garden...Dig It
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2.4/5 (366 votes)

Submitted by: Paige
When you think everyone else is better than you just keep one thing in mind, you were once the fastest sperm in the bunch.
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3.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: Asparachucks
If opportunity doesn't knock...build a door.
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4.0/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: JEN2cUtE2BsTr8
If the world didn't suck a little bit, we'd all fall off it.
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4.0/5 (284 votes)

Submitted by: cutebeachbabe
Time isn't wasting you, you are wasting time. Get on with your life and make people proud of you!
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2.8/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: Sum1 Special!!!
Never regret something that made you smile
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4.1/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: Kiley

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