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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F**king kids!!!" It played Michael Jackson.
Submitted By: luce787

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You go girl!!
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1.0/5 (1842 votes)

Submitted by: Jennison111790
To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.
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4.2/5 (900 votes)

Submitted by: guesswho
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
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4.3/5 (716 votes)

Submitted by: gumbyluvsu
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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4.1/5 (499 votes)

Submitted by: lovehurts
"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
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4.2/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: Jenbb32
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.
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4.0/5 (399 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
Life's a garden...Dig It
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2.4/5 (366 votes)

Submitted by: Paige
When you think everyone else is better than you just keep one thing in mind, you were once the fastest sperm in the bunch.
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3.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: Asparachucks
If opportunity doesn't knock...build a door.
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4.0/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: JEN2cUtE2BsTr8
If the world didn't suck a little bit, we'd all fall off it.
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4.0/5 (284 votes)

Submitted by: cutebeachbabe
Time isn't wasting you, you are wasting time. Get on with your life and make people proud of you!
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2.8/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: Sum1 Special!!!
Never regret something that made you smile
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4.1/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: Kiley

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