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Message: You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
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Life is a war and YOU are the leader so you call the shoots and if you aim for the right spot you can bring home victory!!!
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3.6/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Imafatty893
"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us everyday." --Sally Koch
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3.8/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: TempusAMO
Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.
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3.6/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Karin_84c
"You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it." -Charles Bixton
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3.6/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: TempusAMO
Live life to the fullest, go after your dreams and try your best. You may go a long way.
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3.3/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: lilmissemmeboo
No matter how many lemons there are, always be peachy.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: KaitNSchm
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." -Aesop
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4.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: TempusAMO
"Always reach further then you can grab"
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3.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: straightbangin
Be who you are and say what you feel, for you are who you are and your feelings are real.
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4.0/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: muzikmafiachic11
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
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3.1/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. --Albert Einstein
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4.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: Karin_84c
You'll never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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3.9/5 (156 votes)

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