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Category: Christmas
Message: The true meaning of christmas:
C-Credit cards
H-Hell
R-Running
I-Idiot
S- Shopping
T-Too many people in store
M-Money
A-Asking for too many gifts
S-spending $
Submitted By: yomama

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Time isn't wasting you, you are wasting time. Get on with your life and make people proud of you!
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2.8/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: Sum1 Special!!!
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
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Submitted by: gumbyluvsu
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." -Aesop
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Submitted by: TempusAMO
"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us everyday." --Sally Koch
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3.8/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: TempusAMO
Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.
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3.6/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Karin_84c
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
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3.8/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: MoodyzIntrospect
Live life to the fullest, go after your dreams and try your best. You may go a long way.
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3.3/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: lilmissemmeboo
Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.
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3.9/5 (193 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
Who you are makes a difference. Thanks for being you!!
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3.0/5 (160 votes)

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. --Albert Einstein
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4.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: Karin_84c
"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
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4.2/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: Jenbb32
When you think everyone else is better than you just keep one thing in mind, you were once the fastest sperm in the bunch.
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3.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: Asparachucks



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