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Message: A group of college students knew they had a quiz on Monday, so on Friday they decided to go party and come back to study on Sunday. Well, they where having so much fun that they called their professor and said they had a flat tire and couldn't be back until Monday night.. the professor said ok, and they decided to go home Monday, study and take the test Tuesday. So they came back and studied but little did they know the professor was onto them. He put them all into seperate rooms and they took their tests, but the last question was a bonus question worth 50% of the grade..the question? : Which tire????
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"The only reason most people fail instead of succeed is that they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment."
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Life is a war and YOU are the leader so you call the shoots and if you aim for the right spot you can bring home victory!!!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, for you are who you are and your feelings are real.
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Never regret something that made you smile
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Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
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Submitted by: Michelle
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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2.5/5 (207 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Don't dwell on what you can't change.
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3.9/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: JEN2cUtE2BsTr8
You go girl!!
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Submitted by: Jennison111790
To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.
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Submitted by: guesswho
When you think everyone else is better than you just keep one thing in mind, you were once the fastest sperm in the bunch.
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3.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: Asparachucks
"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
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Submitted by: Jenbb32
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. --Albert Einstein
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