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Category: Christmas
Message: In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
Submitted By: pjm

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It's just that I forgot to put up an away message...
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2.4/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: MichaelaLai
I'm away from my computer right now...no crap Einstien!!!
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2.0/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: spongebobrox9898
Who is saying that I have nothing to do? I am doing nothing!
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1.9/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: MichaelaLai
I'm not just gone! I'm not here!
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2.1/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: pinkpanther
I am idle.... enough said
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2.2/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: hunter lover
Always be nice to the ppl on the way up, because you will need them on the way down.
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: crowded
I'm obviously doing something better than talking to you, I'm proly doing something and forgot to put an away message.
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1.7/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerPlaya8910
I'm idle....Are you?
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2.4/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: glowyangel19
I have locked my eyes on to something more interesting than a screen with colors and words. I will talk to you when I remember you are talking to me.
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2.9/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: EINRE2005
Okay...I failed vocab, so what does idle mean?!?!?! Idle.....um....uh.....I'll get back to you on that
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2.7/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: princesstaytay89
Im idle...which means that you need to go away...why are you still reading this!
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2.0/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: GeminiAngel6890
Idle = shutup, I'm not here... :-p
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: So Ed Said

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