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Message: I can feel the pain as I die in vain, the blood flowing my brain going, I begin to realize my life is finalized and Iím going to die, Iím going to die cold and alone and no one is here to save me.
Submitted By: blinkfan4ever82

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Am I just here ignoring you, or am I really idle? While you are figuring that out you may as well leave a message!
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

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I'm obviously doing something better than talking to you, I'm proly doing something and forgot to put an away message.
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1.7/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerPlaya8910
I have locked my eyes on to something more interesting than a screen with colors and words. I will talk to you when I remember you are talking to me.
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2.9/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: EINRE2005
"I see" said the blind man " it looks as if you are in idle"
"why how very clever of you to notice that" said I
"yes it seems that %n didn't notice that and is still talking to you with out caring"
o yes it's ok I like all the attention"
"O I see very well then"
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2.7/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: The queen of me
Did you know that when someone isn't talking for a while and then their SN goes grey that means they arn't around the computer? Seems like you just found that out!! (=
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3.2/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: lilgreen0022
Did you ever think, that I was still there? I mean, come on, you see on your buddy list that I'm not bold, and you constantly IM me twenty times! Don't you get it!?!?! I'm not going to answer! THANKS FOR SPAMMING AND NOW MY COMPUTER IS GOING TO CRASH!
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2.7/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: IrishNitalianboy
I'm spacing out, try typing louder, I might snap out of it.
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3.6/5 (457 votes)

Submitted by: SadLiLGnoMe156
Sucks for you %n I didn't put up a nifty away message
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3.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I seem to have wandered away from my computer. Maybe if you clap your hands really loudly, I'll hear you and come back! Didn't work? Try calling my cell . . .
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3.6/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Jen



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