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Category: BabySitting
Message: Hurting...I mean watching the brats from next door...its a dirty job but someone has gotta do it.
Submitted By: LaurenM.

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I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Homework: /hōm'wrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
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4.7/5 (706 votes)

Submitted by: cfsoccer34
Doing HW ... It's my life ... dammit I hate my life!!!!
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3.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: cooleodude117
Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
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3.8/5 (219 votes)

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If it wasn't for homework I would have to talk to you.
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3.3/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: sourpunchin89
Life is so simple for little children. All they have to do is eat, sleep, and Play. For me it is eat, sleep, and LOTS OF HOMEWORK!!!!
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3.2/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: lifeguardng02
Doing homework... someone help me understand all the big words?
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3.5/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Hey I don't get why they call it "Homework" I mean come on no one never does it at home!! They do it on the bus 5 mins before school! So I am just making sure I have my "Homework" to do on the bus! be back when I know I have it to do on the bus!
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: ~*JoshsChick1223*~
I em dewing mai hoamwerk. Wai doo wea nied thiss stuf enneewai?
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3.2/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: Eggo3802
My mom said "Your grades suck" and I said "I think F stands for fantastic."
Anyway, I am studing because it turns out F doesn't stand for fantastic. It means failure or something like that.
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3.6/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
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3.9/5 (1497 votes)

Submitted by: lil sio
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
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4.1/5 (2920 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990

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