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Message: Did you just say that they are making us think the thought that we thought before we even thunk it? Or maybe you just mis-understood and they really said that we are thinking about the thoughts of the person who is next to us and what they are thinking is what we just thunk?!?!?!?! WAIT!!! Now I am confused!!!! Why don't you try to sort out my many problems until I get back. ;)
Submitted By: Umm IDunno328

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I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Homework: /hōm'wrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
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4.7/5 (706 votes)

Submitted by: cfsoccer34
Doing HW ... It's my life ... dammit I hate my life!!!!
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3.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: cooleodude117
Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
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3.8/5 (219 votes)

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If it wasn't for homework I would have to talk to you.
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3.3/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: sourpunchin89
Life is so simple for little children. All they have to do is eat, sleep, and Play. For me it is eat, sleep, and LOTS OF HOMEWORK!!!!
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3.2/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: lifeguardng02
Doing homework... someone help me understand all the big words?
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3.5/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Hey I don't get why they call it "Homework" I mean come on no one never does it at home!! They do it on the bus 5 mins before school! So I am just making sure I have my "Homework" to do on the bus! be back when I know I have it to do on the bus!
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: ~*JoshsChick1223*~
I em dewing mai hoamwerk. Wai doo wea nied thiss stuf enneewai?
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3.2/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: Eggo3802
My mom said "Your grades suck" and I said "I think F stands for fantastic."
Anyway, I am studing because it turns out F doesn't stand for fantastic. It means failure or something like that.
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3.6/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
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3.9/5 (1497 votes)

Submitted by: lil sio
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
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4.1/5 (2920 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990

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