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Homework: /hōm'wrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
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4.7/5 (706 votes)

Submitted by: cfsoccer34
I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
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4.1/5 (2919 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
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4.1/5 (828 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
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3.9/5 (1351 votes)

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Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
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Submitted by: lil sio
Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t
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3.9/5 (1007 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Studying is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts....i'm learning how to corrupt.
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3.8/5 (461 votes)

Submitted by: sunnybunny
Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
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3.8/5 (219 votes)

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I'm thinking... This may take awhile
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3.7/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: Jo2hLyleLP
I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction!
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3.7/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: AnythingButOrdinary
.. Let's just say if homework was a choice I wouldn't have this away message.. ;)
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3.6/5 (164 votes)

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