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Category: Geek
Message: I'm playing with my TI-83 plus silver edition with 82 megabytes of memory, after that I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriends (one's my online gf and the other's imaginary), after that I'm gonna go see a movie with my best friends, my math and science teachers P.S. I don't care what people say, pocket protecors and pokemon and star trek are cool stuff!
Submitted By: big wiener

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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
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4.1/5 (2920 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
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3.9/5 (1497 votes)

Submitted by: lil sio
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
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3.9/5 (1352 votes)

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Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t
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3.9/5 (1008 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
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4.1/5 (828 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
Homework: /hōm'wrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
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4.7/5 (706 votes)

Submitted by: cfsoccer34
I'm doing homework...I know you're jealous..
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3.6/5 (526 votes)

Submitted by: SuGaXSpiCe19
I'm thinking... This may take awhile
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3.7/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: Jo2hLyleLP
Studying is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts....i'm learning how to corrupt.
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3.7/5 (463 votes)

Submitted by: sunnybunny
My mom said "Your grades suck" and I said "I think F stands for fantastic."
Anyway, I am studing because it turns out F doesn't stand for fantastic. It means failure or something like that.
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3.6/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
Hitting the books...literally!
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3.6/5 (450 votes)

Submitted by: cowgirl
I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction!
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3.7/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: AnythingButOrdinary

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