|
|
Sort by:
Newest ⇑⇓ Ranking ⇑⇓ Votes ⇑⇓
|
|
I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
- Currently 4.20/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
4.2/5 (185 votes)
|
Submitted by: Z |
|
|
Homework: /hōm'wûrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
- Currently 4.66/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
4.7/5 (706 votes)
|
Submitted by: cfsoccer34 |
|
|
Doing HW ... It's my life ... dammit I hate my life!!!!
- Currently 3.03/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.0/5 (68 votes)
|
Submitted by: cooleodude117 |
|
|
Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
- Currently 3.76/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.8/5 (219 votes)
|
Submitted by: |
|
|
If it wasn't for homework I would have to talk to you.
- Currently 3.33/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.3/5 (78 votes)
|
Submitted by: sourpunchin89 |
|
|
Life is so simple for little children. All they have to do is eat, sleep, and Play. For me it is eat, sleep, and LOTS OF HOMEWORK!!!!
- Currently 3.20/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.2/5 (82 votes)
|
Submitted by: lifeguardng02 |
|
|
Doing homework... someone help me understand all the big words?
- Currently 3.51/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.5/5 (77 votes)
|
Submitted by: Z |
|
|
Hey I don't get why they call it "Homework" I mean come on no one never does it at home!! They do it on the bus 5 mins before school! So I am just making sure I have my "Homework" to do on the bus! be back when I know I have it to do on the bus!
- Currently 2.97/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.0/5 (72 votes)
|
Submitted by: ~*JoshsChick1223*~ |
|
|
I em dewing mai hoamwerk. Wai doo wea nied thiss stuf enneewai?
- Currently 3.24/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.2/5 (263 votes)
|
Submitted by: Eggo3802 |
|
|
My mom said "Your grades suck" and I said "I think F stands for fantastic."
Anyway, I am studing because it turns out F doesn't stand for fantastic. It means failure or something like that.
- Currently 3.62/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.6/5 (452 votes)
|
Submitted by: alicia vicia |
|
|
Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
- Currently 3.86/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
3.9/5 (1497 votes)
|
Submitted by: lil sio |
|
|
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
- Currently 4.14/5
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
4.1/5 (2921 votes)
|
Submitted by: Madyo1990 |
|
|
|
