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Message: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
Submitted By: caitlin

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Homework: /hōm'wrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
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4.7/5 (706 votes)

Submitted by: cfsoccer34
I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
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4.1/5 (2921 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
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4.1/5 (828 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
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3.9/5 (1352 votes)

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Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
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3.9/5 (1497 votes)

Submitted by: lil sio
Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t
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3.9/5 (1008 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
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3.8/5 (219 votes)

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I'm thinking... This may take awhile
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3.7/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: Jo2hLyleLP
Studying is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts....i'm learning how to corrupt.
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3.7/5 (463 votes)

Submitted by: sunnybunny
I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction!
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3.7/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: AnythingButOrdinary
.. Let's just say if homework was a choice I wouldn't have this away message.. ;)
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3.6/5 (164 votes)

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