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Message: Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
Submitted By: Kramelopithecus

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