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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I celebrate Hanukkah
'Cause...I'M A JEW
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4.0/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: jenn4u
Save the trees, celebrate Hanukkah.
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3.7/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: moviestar2oo7
Hanukkah! What a wonderful phrase! Hanukkah! Ain't no passing craze! It means lots of presents, for a whole eight days! It's our problem free, philosophy! Happy Hanukkah!
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3.6/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: hirschybar02
Happy chrismahanukwanzakah!
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3.6/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: sky
You know what I love? When people send me Christmas cards knowing very well that I'm Jewish. You know what I've started doing? Sending them all Hannukah cards. ::evin grin::
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: Jewy
Why can't we have someone who puts presents under the menorah?!?!
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3.5/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: samsamsamsam
Hanukkah ROCKS! What other time of the year do little children get to use candles and people eat pancakes for dinner?!
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3.4/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: dangimhot48
Someone gave me a Christmas ornament and I'm still trying to figure out where on the menorah it's supposed to go. Happy Hanukkah!
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3.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Your just jealous,
'Cause your not a Jew..
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3.2/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: sHELL YES 92
You know you are a Jew on christmas when:
1)You work and get more money for it
2)After your hard days work you order chinese food
3)You then pick up you food and enjoy with a Dr. Browns soda
4)You catch a movie
5)You sleep
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3.1/5 (18 votes)

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Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for chanukah
It's not pronounced ch-nakah
The c is silent in chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy chanukah.
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3.0/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: *~*Jen*~*
Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts
the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Memorial Chapel or other Jewish funeral home.
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Torahgurl528

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