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Message: A blonde goes to the movies, her boyfriend asks if she wants any thing to eat, she says yes M&Ms. So he goes to get her some M&Ms. He comes back with the M&Ms and gives them to her, she opens up the bag and pulls out all the brown ones and gives it to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked why she gave him all the brown ones, and she said "Oh I'm allergic to chocolate."
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Put on your yarmulke its time for Hunnakah!!
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1.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: star gal
Lighting the candles! *lights self on fire* well so much for the 8th candle I gatta run!
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1.9/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: me
Put on your yarmulke, Bill wants Monica! Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi_Candi
%n wont you be my dreidal :) I wish you all the krispy creme donuts, chocolate coins and latkes this Hanukkah :)
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: thalittleon03
Oh Hanukkah tree! oh Hanukkah tree! 0oh how you shine soo bright!! oh yeah im soo good!!
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1.9/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: booger
Hanukkah o hanukkah come light the menorah, six pack of beer, and we'll all have a hora!
Happy Hanukkah!!!
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2.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: imkanner1010
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 candles of Hanukah in 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 I'll be back **happy hanukah**
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2.1/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: gymblinknastics
Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: none
Drinking my gin and tonica and smoking marijuanica!!! I'll get back to ya as soon as I'm in any shape to do so :-P
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2.2/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Someone
Ya know ... We have all seen reindeer fly, but have you ever seen a yarmulke fly?
Think about it ......
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2.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
For years Jewish kids have tried to convince other kids that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but for 8 nights....no one buys it.
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2.4/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: thegoodbyestare
So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily

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