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Put on your yarmulke its time for Hunnakah!!
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Submitted by: star gal
Lighting the candles! *lights self on fire* well so much for the 8th candle I gatta run!
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1.9/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: me
Put on your yarmulke, Bill wants Monica! Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi_Candi
%n wont you be my dreidal :) I wish you all the krispy creme donuts, chocolate coins and latkes this Hanukkah :)
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Submitted by: thalittleon03
Oh Hanukkah tree! oh Hanukkah tree! 0oh how you shine soo bright!! oh yeah im soo good!!
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1.9/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: booger
Hanukkah o hanukkah come light the menorah, six pack of beer, and we'll all have a hora!
Happy Hanukkah!!!
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2.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: imkanner1010
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 candles of Hanukah in 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 I'll be back **happy hanukah**
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2.1/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: gymblinknastics
Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: none
Drinking my gin and tonica and smoking marijuanica!!! I'll get back to ya as soon as I'm in any shape to do so :-P
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2.2/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Someone
Ya know ... We have all seen reindeer fly, but have you ever seen a yarmulke fly?
Think about it ......
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2.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
For years Jewish kids have tried to convince other kids that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but for 8 nights....no one buys it.
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Submitted by: thegoodbyestare
So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily

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